17 Reasons Drunk Cleaning Is The Absolute Best

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Chardonnay pairs so well with Lysol.

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1. You’re gonna wanna do SOMETHING when you’re tipsy…

17 Reasons Drunk Cleaning Is The Absolute Best

2. …And cleaning is way more productive/less life-ruining than drunk-texting your ex.

17 Reasons Drunk Cleaning Is The Absolute Best

3. It’s also cheaper than staying out and spending your life savings on more booze.

17 Reasons Drunk Cleaning Is The Absolute Best

No matter how loudly your drunk self is clamoring for it.

4. Drinking automatically makes annoying things seem less so.

17 Reasons Drunk Cleaning Is The Absolute Best

Like you know how when you’re talking to your horrendously irritating co-worker, it’s so much easier when you’re buzzed? It’s like that, but for dishes.

5. Drinking gives you new, innovative ideas for how to clean.

17 Reasons Drunk Cleaning Is The Absolute Best

Like the PARQUET DANCE CRAZE that’s sweeping the nation. (By “nation” I mean “your room.”)

6. As well as plenty of energy.

17 Reasons Drunk Cleaning Is The Absolute Best

7. All that productivity will make you feel like you can take on the world.

All that productivity will make you feel like you can take on the world.

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8. (Especially because being buzzed makes life’s little triumphs seem so much bigger.)

17 Reasons Drunk Cleaning Is The Absolute Best

“I swept the hallway? I SHOULD BE PRESIDENT.”

9. You can make cleaning a game!

17 Reasons Drunk Cleaning Is The Absolute Best

Drink every time you feel incredibly adult and responsible. Stop when you start vacuuming the houseplants.

10. Or pair your activities with your drink.

17 Reasons Drunk Cleaning Is The Absolute Best

The Frisky has some truly ingenious ideas for doing just that.

11. It’s probably not ~safe~ to operate relatively heavy machinery like power-washers, but that doesn’t mean it’s not ~fun~.

17 Reasons Drunk Cleaning Is The Absolute Best

12. Drinking is the ideal way to get over that procrastination hump.

17 Reasons Drunk Cleaning Is The Absolute Best

You know, the one that’s kept you from scrubbing your grout, ever.

13. Cleaning provides a solo respite when the people you were hanging out with start to bug you/cause drama/be other humans.

17 Reasons Drunk Cleaning Is The Absolute Best

14. Life’s too short not to multitask.

17 Reasons Drunk Cleaning Is The Absolute Best

Nah Peggy, you’re not.

15. Think of it as a gift to your future self.

17 Reasons Drunk Cleaning Is The Absolute Best

16. Because when you wake up totally hungover the next day…

17 Reasons Drunk Cleaning Is The Absolute Best

17. The absolute last thing on the planet you’ll want to do is clean.

The absolute last thing on the planet you'll want to do is clean.

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17 Reasons Drunk Cleaning Is The Absolute Best
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