{"id":1088,"date":"2014-03-31T09:00:11","date_gmt":"2014-03-31T13:00:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.usedtobeabastard.com\/?p=881"},"modified":"2014-03-31T09:00:11","modified_gmt":"2014-03-31T13:00:11","slug":"well-escalated-quickly","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/dontpokthebear.com\/well-escalated-quickly\/","title":{"rendered":"Well That Escalated Quickly"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Well That Escalated Quickly                                                                
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