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19 People Having a Really Bad Day
19 People Having a Really Bad Day
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Just in case you thought you were having a bad day.
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The 15 Greatest Responses To A Text From Your Ex. #13 Should’ve Thought Twice
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We’ve all been there. An ex texts you out of the blue and you’re like, “WTF do I say to this?” These 15 people answered that question with such humor and wit that it’s nothing less of admirable. Excuse me, while I take some notes.
This person who had no more words for their ex:
This person who refused to acknowledge the existence of her ex:
This person didn’t hesitate about being straight forward:
This person who came up with the best error message:
These people whose confidence wasn’t ruined by the breakup:
This person who laughed to the point of tears at the ridiculousness of their ex texting them:
This ex who thought that things were about to get steamy:
Well they did…he was BURNED!
This person who wasn’t trying to hear it:
This person who denied her ex’s sexual advances with finesse:
These people who believed that honesty is the best policy:
This person who had murder on the mind:
This person who asked a good rhetorical question:
This person who had the best meme for this exact situation:
At the end of the day, exes are exes for a reason.
The 15 Greatest Responses To A Text From Your Ex. #13 Should’ve Thought Twice
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17 Reasons Drunk Cleaning Is The Absolute Best
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Chardonnay pairs so well with Lysol.
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3. It’s also cheaper than staying out and spending your life savings on more booze.
No matter how loudly your drunk self is clamoring for it.
4. Drinking automatically makes annoying things seem less so.
Like you know how when you’re talking to your horrendously irritating co-worker, it’s so much easier when you’re buzzed? It’s like that, but for dishes.
5. Drinking gives you new, innovative ideas for how to clean.
Like the PARQUET DANCE CRAZE that’s sweeping the nation. (By “nation” I mean “your room.”)
7. All that productivity will make you feel like you can take on the world.
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8. (Especially because being buzzed makes life’s little triumphs seem so much bigger.)
“I swept the hallway? I SHOULD BE PRESIDENT.”
9. You can make cleaning a game!
Drink every time you feel incredibly adult and responsible. Stop when you start vacuuming the houseplants.
10. Or pair your activities with your drink.
The Frisky has some truly ingenious ideas for doing just that.
11. It’s probably not ~safe~ to operate relatively heavy machinery like power-washers, but that doesn’t mean it’s not ~fun~.
12. Drinking is the ideal way to get over that procrastination hump.
You know, the one that’s kept you from scrubbing your grout, ever.
13. Cleaning provides a solo respite when the people you were hanging out with start to bug you/cause drama/be other humans.
17. The absolute last thing on the planet you’ll want to do is clean.
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